i was in my best friend's room the other day as she was mid-sheets-change. on her exposed mattress was the simmons beautyrest logo, with the tagline "better sleep for the two of you." hello? she had noticed it before too, and we were both incredulous. i mean, that tagline cuts out the entire single population. it's outdated! should single people only sleep in twin beds? do single people not deserve better sleep?
and what about the menage a trois? do they not deserve a better night's sleep after all that activity? stupid tagline. how unpretty!
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think of all the possibilities to expand their branding:
Beautyrest: You look like you need it.
or
for the reference menage a trois...
Beautyrest: Because three is better than two!
It's crap. Now my f-ing mattress is wagging it's finger at my singledom. "When you're here, I sleep lengthwise and when you're not here, I sleep diagonal in my bed..."
I'm a hippie.
I just used "it's" instead of "its." IDIOT.
maybe they are referring to the single woman and her cat?
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