Thursday, May 25, 2006

Tape Me Hard


my tape dispenser that sits on my desk has been empty for a little over two weeks now. for some reason, i refuse to re-load...i have even stooped so low as to seal envelopes with my tongue.

gross. i know.

but for some reason (be it laziness or stubbornness) i have decided to go without. i think i am just waiting for the blessed day when someone comes over to my desk, notices the absence of tape and says "oh, damn, you're out of tape; let me get you a new roll..."

it never hurts to hope.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

OH MY GOD! It worked! my tape dispenser magically has a new roll of sparkling, sticky tape!
Thank you whoever you are, thank you for your kindness!!!

...now, about my stapler: its been out of staples for a month...