Saturday, January 27, 2007

The Cure for a Hangover


no diggity, no doubt, the best cure for a bad hangover is this:

1. no less than 4 ibuprofen
2. wild cherry pepsi
3. at least 6 hours of E!, vh1, or Bravo
4. and last but certainly not least: bad, greasy, fast food.

i also believe that certain types of hangovers call for a specific chain.

for instance, after a night of drinking mostly beer with a few shots thrown in here and there-TACO BELL. I recommend the nachos supreme and a hard taco supreme.

if you have a wino hangover hit up pizza hut and soak up that wine in your tum tum with cheese breadsticks.

And if you are nursing a liquor hangover and IF you can keep food down, try McD's 2 cheeseburger meal. now, this one is tricky because the fuckers at corporate thought it was a brilliant idea to take the most popular meal off the menu, which means the success of ordering it depends on two things: your ability to do so in a state of hangover pains and #2. the cashier person and their mood that day. good luck.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I second the 2 cheeseburger meal...it's the best choice at McD's

Beanorama said...

i got the 2 cheeseburger meal today, in fact. But I didn't get the "meal" I just got the burgs and fries bc I had to pee so badly i couldn't handle the thought of the soda.

Flip Flop Girl said...

Taco Bell? So, your cure for a beer hangover is to die?

Anonymous said...

so your cure for a hangover is to be stuck on the toilet all day? i thinks you need to rethink this.

Anonymous said...

this isnt real mexican food...you get that, right? its taco bell man, not the plague.

Flip Flop Girl said...

Tell that to the dozens of people who got E. coli from their scallions.


In other news, I haven't stopped thinking about the Nachos Sumpreme since I read this post.