Monday, January 22, 2007

*Warning: Reading this may cause you to throw up a bit in your mouth




I don't know if you've been keeping up with the Surreal Life's Fame Games on VH1, but judging from the commercials,Brigitte Nielsen & Ron Jeremy are going to become a couple from this latest Surreal Life season. At this point, this coupling has to be an excuse for these 2 D-listers to extend their 7 1/2 minutes of fame. I mean, what else could explain it? They know that if they can at least get onto the Surreal Life, develop a "romance" on that show that VH1 will most likely offer them their own reality spin-off show to see how the romance develops.

I don't know about you, but I'm undecided about which pairing makes me gag more. So, the poll of today is:

Which Brigitte Nielsen pairing is more disgusting?
A) 20 foot-tall Amazonian, hard-drinking, chain-smoking Brigitte Nielsen and Crypt-Keeper resembling, horned hat wearing Flavor Flav?

B) 20 foot-tall Amazonian, hard-drinking, chain-smoking Brigitte Nielsen and old, gross, washed-up porn star Ron Jeremy (who probably is missing a good portion of his length because 1) he can't see over his fat gut or 2) he's lost most of it to disease)?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

you know she was actually kinda hot in Rocky 4. I think Ronny boy has lost some sixe due to being fat like you said and not being able to get a complete erection. Thats why he was always on those infomercials. Not that I've seen any of his films.

miz cynical said...

I didn't know that he has infomercials. Yuck.