Has anyone seen the new Benefiber ads? If you have, you know about the new changes that they've made to their product. I guess these changes are great if you're like, 75. Maybe it's just the 12 yr.old summer overnight camp side of me, but I think that these new changes will make a great product to use as a practical joke. Check out the "benefits".
Sugar Free (for carb counters or diabetics!)
Flavor Free (so you'll never detect it!)
Great For Cooking (you can bake someone a diarrhea pie!)
Dissolves Completely in Beverages and Soft Foods (Hey, look twice before you accept that drink!)
I think that this is worse than slipping someone a "mickey". At least then, you may only be violated/mugged/beaten up and have no recollection of it. But if somone slips you some "bene", I'll bet you'll remember that for a long time...
2 comments:
im going to the store to buy this right now. God have mercy on you all
Right. Like I'd ever trust anything you give/tell or throw at me.
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