i know we are already in the new year, but i can't resist recapping some of the worst and unprettiest movies of 2006---especially as i have had the unfortunate pleasure of watching some of them over the long weekend. these range from bad to awful. let me know if i left any out or if you have absolutely no taste and you disagree with me.
5. NACHO LIBRE
this movie was not even close to funny. it didnt even make me chuckle, let alone laugh. in fact, the only thing it made me do was crave some guacamole. and nachos. and tacos. ok, fine it gave me the munchies.
4. CLICK
adam, adam, adam. what a stupid fucking premise for a movie. a magic remote...let me remind you of what you used to be capable of: "billy madison", "punch-drunk love", "waterboy", "happy gilmore", "50 first dates"...not oscar caliber, no, but, still. so much better than "click".
3. LITTLE MAN
the two youngest wayans brothers just keep making the two oldest ones look better and better with each awful movie they make. when are they going to take a lesson from keenan and damon and stick to t.v.? come'on boys, its easy. say it with me-"FOX".
2. FAILURE TO LAUNCH
matthew mcconaughey and sarah jessica parker should never be aloud to act together again. these two had about as much chemistry as britney and paris. two wrongs don't make a right, man. need an example of real chemistry? tune into discovery channel and watch those two freaks on mythbusters...now thats fucking hot!
1. BASIC INSTINCT 2
sharon stone. that name used to evoke controversy...images of sex, murder, lust. now, the only thing that name evokes are images of desperate old ladies, drunk and obnoxiously trying to emit an air of sexiness...sort of like your crazy, sad, divorced, alcoholic aunt jane who comes on to young men at family reunions (who are most likely related to her).
3 comments:
I liked "Failure to Launch." Although, the friends were the best parts of it. Her roommate was hilarious.
you would.
dork.
i actually kinda liked click. better than 50 first dates but not as good as bulletproof which also featured daman Waynes and was also better than any other waynes feature.
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