things that hurt...
1. stepmothers (the ones around your fingernails-not the ones that marry your father and beat you)
2. paying bills (goodbye paycheck, hello brokeback checkbook)
3. watching a britney spears interview
4. watching the eagles lose (i love you trotter and westbrook)
5. my feet in anything other than flats (sorry obnoxious building engineer who thinks i look great in a "liddle bit uva heel")
6. stockings that are too tight
7. sinus infections (as in the one i had on birthday...thanks god.)
8. turning 27 (three years from 30-yikes!)
9. getting scratched by your friend's hyperactive dogs
10. listening to 333s (sorry to those of you who do not know what that means-you're the lucky ones-trust me)
4 comments:
what are stepmothers? hangnails? bad cuticles?
what the hell are stepmothers on your fingers? freak
ALG - no, but you sure laugh your ass off at them :)
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