Thursday, January 18, 2007

Life Comes at You Fast


While I have been informed by a certain light-footed hypochondriac that this is old news, I am posting anyway. (Don't have a hissy fit in your doorway again, please.)

Britney Spears asked to be in an NFL commercial during the Super Bowl and was rejected. They apparently think she is a "train wreck" (see pic). Instead, they hired Paris Hilton, a regular paradigm of morality and virtue.

Anyway, K-Fed is going to be in a Nationwide "Life comes at you fast" commercial. It will start with him in a rap video surrounded by girls, and then cut to him working in a fast food restaurant. I think the idea is funny, but I am really over the both of them.

This is most likely the only thing about the Super Bowl this year that I will care about. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Jmoney, wasn't Fabio in one of these Nationwide commercials? Insurace, romance novels, faux butter. Is there anything he can't do?

10 comments:

Beanorama said...

the office mate of that light footed hypo told me that my news about la lohan in rehab was old news. they are mean.

I'm over B. Spea and K. Fed. Nothing is less funny than a pair of deadbeat parents.

miz cynical said...

What a sobering truthful comment that was. Would we elevate other deadbeat parents to celebrity status?

miz cynical said...

What a great "Oh, how the mighty have fallen" pic. She's got bra straps hanging out, thong panty straps showing. She's just a hot mess.

Anonymous said...

i love this

aaronic said...

Wow, that picture says so much.

Smedelicious said...

Notice the setting: trashy diner. Trashy mother. NICE.

Anonymous said...

now i feel gross for the things i use to do to her "Hit me baby one more time" video.

Flip Flop Girl said...

Now you'll just have to think about your magic moment with a certain Doctor.

miz cynical said...

jmoney-- no one wants to hear about you hitting it.

Anonymous said...

you need to write actual blogs more. i know you love to read them so why not post more? if you dont i am going to stop blogging and commenting all together. and i know you love my comments!