Getting Drunk with your Dog is Fun

my dog can now get drunk with me. we've reached an all time low.

when future generations look back on our great achievements, this surely will be one of them: Happy Tale Ale (this isnt a joke).

at first it'll be cute and fun, watching sadie girl lap it up out of beer stein at parties. people will point and chuckle and tell me how this is one of the funniest things they've ever seen.

then, i'll come home one day and sadie will be hitting the bottle without me. she'll sleep all day and drink all night. i'll start finding little flasks tucked in her dog toy bin. she'll bark and bite my brother when he comes over to take her for her daily walk. he'll quit. she'll get fat from all the carbs and no walks and then drink even more because she's depressed about her weight. chris and i will try everything to help her, but she will just lash out at us.

and then we will make history by opening the first ever Doggy Rehab Center. Sadie Grace will become like the Betty Ford of the pooch community. she'll be an inspiration to millions of alcoholic canines everywhere. she'll write books, do the talk show circuit and pretty soon, have her very own talk show.

yes, she truly will have made a difference. and i obviously need help.